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The Fruitless Pursuit of an Anonymous Hacker
At a time when I’d found myself wallowing in the deepest, darkest depths of writer’s despair, the universe once again delivered. Unfortunately, my newfound inspiration came with a price tag of a...
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Making Constructive Use of Political Yard Signs
Now that election season is over we can finally yank all those stupid political yard signs. Sigh of relief. But, being the earth-humping, new age hippie that I am, I’m concerned by the tremendous...
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Still Speaking Hypothetically…
I can’t think of a better way to kick off the MRTB 2K13 Campaign then by drop-kicking a few more Hypothetical Head-Spinners into the dumpster — along with a lit match. If you weren’t here for the last...
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Failing at Fotoshop
I’m not proud to admit it, but I’m still floundering away at The University of Microsoft Paint. If you’re not familiar with it, MS Paint is a watered-down photo editing program that comes standard...
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Testing the Integrity of your Local Psychic Reader
I’m a skeptic when it comes to pretty much everything. I also realize that the previous statement is about as obvious as a forehead zit in a senior yearbook photo. But for some reason, whenever a...
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The Real Meaning Behind Inspirational Pinterest Posters.
I might get myself into a heap a shit today with the some of you this morning, BUT! Just another routine day at the office… Today it’s time to do some ball-busting, and those cheeseball inspirational...
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LAP Featured on WordPress News
For the first time ever, this is not a spoof LAP news announcement: The entire Long Awkward Pause cast is being featured on WordPress News today, so please join us for an insightful interview into the...
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Blog Hop: The Most Outlandish Anxiety Tale Ever Told
Have you ever had one of those moments where suddenly, out of nowhere, you felt really nervous for absolutely no reason? Maybe, like, you’re standing in line at the grocery store, staring at someone’s...
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The Blog Hop Starts Here!!!
In case you missed the Blog Hop backstory, you can read about it HERE. The goal was to demonstrate that an episode of either Anxiety or Depression can in fact have an application: awesome, and...
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Cigarette Tourette’s
I am a smoker. And, if there were enough hours in the day I’d probably smoke a carton. I’d smoke four at a time – lighting fresh ones with butts – blowing smoke rings out of my nose. I’d blow it in...
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